I hear that Ron Artest has missed playing time due to back spasms, which in turn were due to his driving to work at Arco Arena in his wife's Mercedes SL 500, which was due to his wife deciding that the Mercedes was not her style. I can understand how it might not be Ron's style either, seeing as he's 6'7".
Just wanted the Artests and the Sacramento Kings organization to know that this loyal, not to mention, shorter, fan would be glad to swap out. Except my Honda Civic wouldn't be much better. How about my uncle's ancient El Camino?